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A Little Story
My wife and I were in bed taking part in traditional wedding night activities when we decided we wanted to make it extra special by role-playing wherein we agreed upon playing and of the land. We slowly undressed one another and I started and her body from head to toe. She it. She's not into reciprocating in that aspect so I grabbed the initials of Kentucky and set myself up for a smooth ride. She saddled up and her little heart out. I was just like ...but then it happened.
She spotted something by the wall beside our bed. " Dafuq is it?" she asked. "Hell if I know" I responded, but I grabbed a pencil and . One minute I'm on the floor with a pencil and a crawling insect with my wife on our bed, the next minute was just . There was nothing left of it once I was able to calm her down. We were so pumped by the occurrence that I decided to while she .
All in all, the night was . If it were a movie, Ebert and Roeper would have given it two .
She spotted something by the wall beside our bed. " Dafuq is it?" she asked. "Hell if I know" I responded, but I grabbed a pencil and . One minute I'm on the floor with a pencil and a crawling insect with my wife on our bed, the next minute was just . There was nothing left of it once I was able to calm her down. We were so pumped by the occurrence that I decided to while she .
All in all, the night was . If it were a movie, Ebert and Roeper would have given it two .
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