Navigation
 Portal
 Index
 Memberlist
 Profile
 FAQ
 Search
Latest topics
» Wizards of Waverly Place?
by Brandon Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:55 am

» Hello
by TG09 Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:48 pm

» Hi, My name is
by TG09 Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:48 pm

» Forum Design
by [ADMIN] Kelly Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:02 pm

» Add/Change/Remove a Letter
by Brandon Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:02 pm

» Haiku For You
by Broder4Life Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:52 pm

Top posting users this week


A Little Story

View previous topic View next topic Go down

A Little Story

Post by [ADMIN] Gummy on Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:44 pm

My wife Smile and I Smile were in bed taking part in traditional wedding night activities when we decided we wanted to make it extra special by role-playing wherein we agreed upon playing king and queen of the land. We slowly undressed one another and I started Huggles! and Razz her body from head to toe. She I love you it. She's not into reciprocating in that aspect so I grabbed the initials of Kentucky and set myself up for a smooth ride. She saddled up and bounce her little heart out. I was just like Alt. happy face...but then it happened.

She spotted something by the wall beside our bed. "scratch Dafuq is it?" she asked. "Hell if I know" I responded, but I grabbed a pencil and Poking with stick. One minute I'm on the floor with a pencil and a crawling insect with my wife on our bed, the next minute was just Whack. There was nothing left of it once I was able to calm her down. We were so pumped by the occurrence that I decided to Guitar Player while she Pink \\'Nana .

All in all, the night was Okay. If it were a movie, Ebert and Roeper would have given it two Thumbs up.

_________________

Don't be pushed by your problems.
Be led by your dreams.
avatar
[ADMIN] Gummy
Admin

Posts : 223
Join date : 2013-01-21
Location : USA



http://mediacollision.forumotion.com/forum

Back to top Go down

Re: A Little Story

Post by [ADMIN] Kelly on Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:48 pm

Roflmfao xD Unique story with smiley's! Giving this two Thumbs up Thumbs up


_________________


"I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar,
I've never made a bet, yet we gamble with desire.
I never lit a match with intent to start a fire,
But recently the flames are getting out of control."

- Jase Rae (By: All Time Low)
avatar
[ADMIN] Kelly

Posts : 499
Age : 25
Join date : 2013-01-21
Location : United States



http://mediacollision.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: A Little Story

Post by Anne-Mari on Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:21 am

Lmfao xD This is awesome! Thumbs up

I love you

_________________


I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.
I sin, but I'm not the devil.
I'm good, but I'm not an angel.

~ Marilyn Monroe
avatar
Anne-Mari

Posts : 53
Age : 29
Join date : 2013-03-17
Location : Prescott, AZ


http://www.facebook.com/ForeverHisLittleAngel

Back to top Go down

Re: A Little Story

Post by Brandon on Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:48 am

Sad ..It's so beautiful, I cried a little<3

_________________

Looking for Quest help? Click here.

Check out my Queen Black Dragon Service here.


Check out my stats in RuneScape Smile
Spoiler:
Satan \\'Nana Yellow \\'Nana Satan \\'Nana Yellow \\'Nana Satan \\'Nana Yellow \\'Nana Satan \\'Nana Yellow \\'Nana Satan \\'Nana Yellow \\'Nana Satan \\'Nana Yellow \\'Nana Satan \\'Nana



Other Options Below

Spoiler:
Need Help? Send me a message here

Read the Rules and Stay out of trouble here
avatar
Brandon

Posts : 149
Age : 25
Join date : 2013-03-15
Location : In Kellys Closet


http://www.twitch.com/annihilators

Back to top Go down

Re: A Little Story

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum